What do stock crashes, your 401k, and Tom Petty have in common?

This crossed my desk this morning, from a trader at JPM — those of you in the secondary markets know well who this is from, but I thought I’d share. Make sure to sing in your best “Free Fallin'” impersonation, a la Tom Petty! There’s no good bid, my 401k lost a comma. Help me Jesus, Greece and Portugal too! Hit another back bid, feels like I got kicked in the pelvis But I throw parties – at the Central Park Zoo. It’s been a long day, just downed my fifth Stoli Cause there’s a freeway runnin’ through my P&L He hit the wrong key, blame it on Cinco de Mayo My dreams of a 2 by 3… are falling apart! My P+L is Freeeee! Free Fallin!

Most Popular Articles

Latest Articles

Test post for new category functionality HW+

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nulla in quam euismod, consectetur urna vel, placerat magna. Sed gravida, nisl eget rutrum porta, libero orci tristique neque, luctus lobortis massa felis sit amet ex. Curabitur ut dapibus enim. Fusce in placerat purus, a hendrerit tortor. Sed neque lorem, tincidunt sed magna suscipit, volutpat rutrum tellus. […]

3d rendering of a row of luxury townhouses along a street

Log In

Forgot Password?

Don't have an account? Please